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Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family! Joachim du Bellay		Sunday Nov 01, 2026
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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. Emo Philips

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	Emo Philips
	Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanec, Feb 7, 1956 in Downers Grove, Illinois) is an American entertainer and comedian. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians, and garden path sentences. Read More

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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.